I just ran across this:
Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either! :)) :D
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I just ran across this:
Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either! :)) :D
=)) Yeah, so true, so true.......
:)):)):)):)):))
LOL
Expert Mode....harder for men or women?
http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2012...-bathroom.html
Hahaha! :)) Oh man, what will they think of next? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by zombie67
My sis likes this joke:
A man finds a genie's lamp so he rubs it.
Out pops the genie and the genie says, "You have three wishes."
For his first wish, the man wishes to be the richest person on earth.
Genie: Poof! "You are now the richest person on earth."
For his second wish, the man wishes to be a powerful ruler.
Genie: Poof! "You are now a powerful ruler."
For his third and final wish, the man wishes to be the smartest person on earth...
Genie: Poof! "You are now a woman."
Hahhaha!! Very nice...
One American, one German and one Portuguese Duke were two weeks on a desert island. The three men found a lamp with a genius and the american said I saw the lamp first, the german said I grab the lamp and the Duke stayed in silence.
The genius said, no problem I have three wishes so I will give the first one to Mike029, the second to Mad Matt and the last goes to the Duke. Mike029 start wondering and said: I wish to be in a big American party with a lot of women, wisky and lots of food, all for free, two weeks without eating is not easy.
Mad Matt said, I want to be in Germany with a lot of beer and a lot of food and women, two weeks without drinking beer is not easy.
The Duke and the genius stand on the beach looking to each other while the genius was expecting the Duke's wish. After a while the genius said. Hello Duke DUUUHHH, tell me your wish. The Duke start thinking and thinking and after a while said that is not fair two weeks here and we were such a nice friends and now they are partying without me. I want both back. POOOOFFFF.
The Duke is running from both since then.
I am with my head very in the air, I thought, I was in jokes thread. Pay attencion Duke...
All good Duke. Nice one..Quote:
Originally Posted by Duke of Buckingham