First I'm surprised Joker didn't suggest the spanking line.
Second, I'm sure we can get him to wear a wig. And if you keep your eyes shut Max, you may not even notice the difference. :)
BTW: Happy Birthday. Another year wiser eh?
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@NJ: Can't claim another year wiser. I will claim another grumpier...
@Duke: And I will happily drink milk from the tap for those two ladies. :cool:
Fried mushrooms, Caesar salad, 20oz. end cut of prime rib cooked to medium. I'm now drinking a Moose Drool. Good day...%%-
Happy Birthday Maxwell! (and happy father's day too...you never know...women are evil and keep secrets...)
Happy Birthday Maxwell, I ordered you 3 of these but there tough to ship so I drank them. Enjoy the thought anyway.
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Hahahaha!!! I just now caught that - a happy birthday and a happy NOT - Father's day to you Maxwell! :D :))
Oh Man, where is our good Joker when we need him? ;)
Haha that's great....the beer no one could ever finish....
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I am continually amazed how someone could even think to order such a huge glass of beer, thinking, "Yep, I'll just drink that sucker right down"...Sorry, ain't gonna happen without praying at the, "Porcelain God"! I mean, hell, a pint is enough to get the "average" person a bit loopy, but what is that, like 6 pints? Talk about "Overkill"....what are people thinking!