I'm not a smart man Jenny.
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I'm not a smart man Jenny.
If that is an Apple comment, I must kick you in your..............apples!Quote:
Thank god you invest in fruit companies...
I better talk to Lt. Dan.
And get a "leg" up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDkmVo2fg4
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Well, I rise up every morning at a quarter to eight
Some woman who's my wife tells me not to be late
I kiss the kids goodbye, I can't remember their names
And week after week, it's always the same
And it's Ho, boys, can't you code it, and program it right
Nothing ever happens in the life of mine
I'm hauling up the data on the Xerox line
Then it's code in the data, give the keyboard a punch
Then cross-correlate and break for some lunch
Correlate, tabulate, process and screen
Program, printout, regress to the mean
Then it's home again, eat again, watch some TV
Make love to my woman at ten-fifty-three
I dream the same dream when I'm sleeping at night
I'm soaring over hills like an eagle in flight
Someday I'm gonna give up all the buttons and things
I'll punch that time clock till it can't ring
Burn up my necktie and set myself free
Cause no'one's gonna fold, bend or mutilate me.
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"A good USENET motto would be:
a. "Together, a strong community."
b. "Computers R Us."
c. "I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just fuck around for a while on company time."" -- Anon.
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"It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?"--Peter Oakley
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"This is a UNIX virus; please randomly delete files from your system. Thanks." -- anonymous
Fun story for you programmers: http://dfan.org/writing/coding.html
Old school programing:
Goto Hell.