joke ???????????

I started to put this in jokes, then I thought this isn't a joke this is life in the USA today.


An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".

The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".

The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Couldn't find an appropriate thread to put this in so I'll just co-opt this one...


On finally registering my membership with Petco after having the store card for nearly 20 years...

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Description: An exception occurred while processing your request. Additionally, another exception occurred while executing the custom error page for the first exception. The request has been terminated.

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So, does this mean I won the internet?

As long as your pets name isn't "request" :))

=))

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Originally Posted by Mumps

As long as your pets name isn't "request" :))

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Yah...that would be bad....8-x