WTF are Maxwells and Clanks?

[vaio]

No idea what these are about.

[Gopher_FreeDC]

Ah my learned friend, I suggest you pop over to the Free-DC Forum http://www.free-dc.org/forum/forumdi...ature-Requests and search around in there it tells you what Maxwells and Clanks are...

[DrPop]

"Maxwells" are how many times per day you can dis someone, and "Clanks" are what happens when the Knights that Say Ni adjust their armor. Just kidding. I have no idea what they are for either! (But, I have a feeling it is something for the MM crowd in general.)

[Dandasarge]

Its no more then proof that SETI.USA is the best team in the world.

[YoDude9999]

"Clanks" are counted the number of a particular sound emanated from a toilet.
"Maxwells" are counted as the number of times a very constipated person has sat on said toilet.

[Clank [MM]]

Well in the short time I've been with MM I've learned one very important thing. We do our job soooooo well that we have time to confuse the rest of you. Upon implementing this though we found out it was too damn easy to confuse the rest of you, thus confusing us. Clanks are the number of projects you work in a month.

[Maxwell]

Wow... I like the suggestions for Maxwells better than what a Maxwell actually is...

But, a Maxwell is a count of how many Mega Milestone categories that you have at least half of the top producer in that category. For example, Mumps (will have) 29 2.5M MMs. If you have at least 15 2.5M projects, you get +1 Maxwell. Sum across all MM categories, and you have your score.

[vaio]

Too complimicated.......glad I just crunch and smap.
Milestone scmhilestone

[Bok]

Now I'm going to have to think of something I can call a 'Vaio'

[Fire$torm]

Now I'm going to have to think of something I can call a 'Vaio'

Errrr, mmmmmm......... Maybe the Joindate ranking? Say a rank of 20 or better?