So, these guys are hilarious. I absolutely love them. Here are two of my favorite videos of theirs:
So, these guys are hilarious. I absolutely love them. Here are two of my favorite videos of theirs:
The sharing of marriage....
Grandpa Ole, up dere in da u.p, placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife, Lena ..
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, then Lena took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As grandpa Ole began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as Grandpa Ole finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
'DA TEETH.'
RETIRED. NO JOB. NO MONEY. NO WORRIES!
Crunched SETI Classic to the end.
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Very Important
With all of the severe weather we have been having this winter, the
Department of Transportation issued a travel warning. They suggest that
anyone traveling in the current icy conditions should have the
following:
Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including coats, hats and gloves
24 hours worth of food
De-icer
Rock salt
Flashlight and spare batteries
Road flares or reflective triangles
Empty gas can
Booster cables
I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning.
Senior Snowplow
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RETIRED. NO JOB. NO MONEY. NO WORRIES!
Crunched SETI Classic to the end.
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Oh my god this was fantastic.
Valentine's Day!
That is funny for multiple reasons, not the least of which is that I was rejected by eHarmony. Oh, and I call Pamela - dibs.Originally Posted by zombie67
OMG! ....
Last edited by joker; 02-17-11 at 09:10 PM.
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