Originally Posted by
Maxwell
Speaking of which, the Sledge for this Silver Hammer just arrived today. New card going in - will install after dinner, then mock the Planningatrix...
You know, evil empires are suffering just like everyone else in these difficult economic times; we’ve had to make cutbacks here and there. Work is slow and I’ve lost some of my best thugs and I don’t know if you realize how difficult it is to find quality henchmen when unemployment is so high; you just can’t hire anyone for the job…
Me, “So tell me about what kind of heists you have been involved in?”
Applicant, “Well, none really.”
Me, “None?! How about any illegal activity in which you were not apprehended?”
Applicant, “Well, once when I was shopping, I forgot to pay for the soda that I grabbed.”
Me, “Okay… shoplifting, that’s a start. How about something truly evil and morally reprehensible?”
Applicant, “I overcharged people for coffee when I worked at Starbucks.”
Me,”I see… well.. thank you for your interest but I’m afraid my organization is unable to use someone with… ahh… your talents.”
*Pushes button on trapdoor to let applicant out.*
“NEXT!”
So you see it’s just not that easy but soon your cheap Silver Plated Hammer WILL meet its demise at the hands of The Annihilatrix!
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