Maxwell Spanker vs. Silver Hammer vs. Annihilatrix, pt. 2

[joker]

NOOOOOOO!!! Only "I", her Creator and Master, will have access to all she has to offer...

And her resistance is futile.

[STMahlberg]

NOOOOOOO!!! Only "I", her Creator and Master, will have access to all she has to offer...

Sooo, STM (a.k.a. Sin The Merciless) has not told the whole truth about his diabolical organization! Tell me STM, how long have you had Gremlins in your employ?

For quite some time now.

By the way, I truely enjoy "Sin The Merciless", truely clever indeed; my organization may have a place for you in our Evil Anacronyms Department.

[STMahlberg]

If they're in the RMA office too, I'm hiring my own henchmen...

For me, your plight is bittersweet; I had hoped to do battle in a fair fight... at least as fair can be as long as I win of course.

My minions revel in wreaking havoc where ever it can be found, whether it be in the factories of video card makers or RMA offices.

[Fire$torm]

And her resistance is futile.

ROFL! Gawd, you had me laughing so hard...... You are a dangerous Comic. A true nemeses of the Dark Knight.

For quite some time now.

By the way, I truely enjoy "Sin The Merciless", truely clever indeed; my organization may have a place for you in our Evil Anacronyms Department.

Can I apply online? Resume available upon request.

[Mike029]

I am sooooo glad to see this thread alive and well. Some classic reading going on in here. Have at it.

[Maxwell]

For me, your plight is bittersweet; I had hoped to do battle in a fair fight... at least as fair can be as long as I win of course.

My minions revel in wreaking havoc where ever it can be found, whether it be in the factories of video card makers or RMA offices.

This is officially no longer funny. I'm going to double whatever STM is paying F$ and have him head out to Vegas and punch STM in the nuts and stop his minions.

Why am I doing this, you ask? Because the replacement card for the DOA card is also DOA. Ugh. Fortunately, Newegg is giving me free shipping on the dead card and overnighting the new one to me before I have to return the dead on. Thank god.

And if you're curious: It's a dead fan. Again.

[Mike029]

This is officially no longer funny. I'm going to double whatever STM is paying F$ and have him head out to Vegas and punch STM in the nuts and stop his minions.

WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Sorry about the card Max but man I almost fell off my chair with that line.

[Fire$torm]

This is officially no longer funny...

I take all major credit cards and Paypal as well as the Sears card (Lifetime warranty on my job related tools). I also accept cash and certified bank checks.

[Maxwell]

I take all major credit cards and Paypal as well as the Sears card (Lifetime warranty on my job related tools). I also accept cash and certified bank checks.

If card #3 comes back dead, You're going to get a plane ticket and cash in the mail...

[joker]

If card #3 comes back dead, You're going to get a plane ticket and cash in the mail...

With that kind of deal.......Need any help Fire$torm???