I like stories of people being idiots because they make me feel better when I do stupid things. So, I thought we needed a thread of "I'm a Moron" stories to share. I'll start:

This morning, I noticed one of my GPUs had gone idle. Didn't have time to deal with it right then, so I figured I'd Teamviewer into it when I got to work in 15 minutes and set it up with a new project. Only when I got to work, I remembered that I'd yet to put Teamviewer on that computer. Guess I have an idle GPU all day...