DUDE! Farrah Fawcett is an old hag now. AND, I wouldn't have "done" her, even when she was halfway good looking still. Do you realize how many people she had to [insert 4 letter word here] to get to where she was?....Damn dude, that's just plain dangerous $hit there!

If I rolled over and saw her face in the morning, I'd likely shart the bed.

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