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aux9o
05-19-11, 10:01 PM
Saturday is the end of the world so we need to get first place by then! :D


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20064015-10391705.html

Duke of Buckingham
05-19-11, 10:10 PM
:p The world is going to finish again and I am going lose that....... Again. And if they are Wright the day before there is no one alive to congratulate them. The world is so unfair :((

Always waitting Duke :D

Dandasarge
05-19-11, 10:14 PM
I'm pretty set, I got enough beer for the end of time I guess, but if Monday come's I'm not going to be happy

aux9o
05-19-11, 10:22 PM
I am stocked up on ammo.. well im always stocked up on ammo so.. lol

Maxwell
05-19-11, 10:22 PM
Guess I don't have to look for a job then...

Dandasarge
05-19-11, 10:24 PM
I am stocked up on ammo.. well im always stocked up on ammo so.. lol

end of the world requires no ammo, dose requires an outside force though.

Duke of Buckingham
05-19-11, 10:30 PM
Is the world going to finnish on Saturday and finnish again in 21 December 2011 or will finnish this time and 21 December 2011 is canceled. I am getting stressed about all this ends of the world.

joker
05-19-11, 10:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

aux9o
05-19-11, 10:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

everytime my wife ask me about the end of the world i play this song!


Ammo is incase there are zombies!

joker
05-19-11, 10:36 PM
Ammo is incase there are zombies!

I only have about 200 rounds for my shotgun. :(

Dandasarge
05-19-11, 10:40 PM
I only have about 200 rounds for my shotgun. :(

End of the world has no zombies, if there were they would be dead to... thats what the end of the world is.. its the end.

Fire$torm
05-19-11, 10:42 PM
I am stocked up on ammo.. well im always stocked up on ammo so.. lol

Yeppers, this house is always Locked n' loaded. Seriously, took inventory some time ago and there are 1000+ rounds of ammo stored for use.

joker
05-19-11, 10:48 PM
Could not the "end of the world" mean zombies?? Or perhaps Red Dawn! :cool:

Duke of Buckingham
05-19-11, 10:59 PM
The end of the world is the day I die. At least the end of my world.

Duke

joker
05-19-11, 11:44 PM
The end of the world is the day I die. At least the end of my world.


That is so true.

DrPop
05-20-11, 12:22 AM
S&W .357 magnum and speed loaders at the ready. ;)

In all seriousness, those kind of people just crack me up. Everyone remember the Halbop Commit dudes that all killed each other in that mansion somewhere down here?..same BS line... :p

Dandasarge
05-20-11, 07:45 AM
Well I guess If I live threw the end. I will still be putting the front axle back under my SHTF truck. I mean my mud truck. Though I've been told I have a date the same night. No kids and the girls thinks that means I need to be going out. In Dan English that means lets get the truck running :/. Can you have a date under a truck?

rgathright
05-20-11, 08:15 AM
everytime my wife ask me about the end of the world i play this song!


Ammo is incase there are zombies!

I am thinking zombies will be involved as well.

Get your battle wagon's ready! ;)http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v1nyF-OLGLU/TJ0bRAhR27I/AAAAAAAAAuo/NXQwn9-WQO8/s1600/aimme3.jpg

Dandasarge
05-20-11, 09:37 AM
I am thinking zombies will be involved as well.

Get your battle wagon's ready! ;)

You can not kill zombies in that thing. Your lights are to low and the fist zombie you drive by will take those mirrors off. To low to the ground, the cow pushers were made not to kill if possible. I'ed rather you not leave living zombies. Looks like you have enough fuel though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Expanded_Mobility_Tactical_Truck

They make the Hemtt in a hybrid please look for those, they will not be on a NG post though. They are much better then the original ones.

http://www.hybrid-vehicle.org/hybrid-truck-hemtt.html

Find your local Military post and pick one of those up. Don't forget to get the fuel tanker model. JP8 is hard to find off a Military establishment. At some point you will need to fly a plane so get to working on your flight simulator. That's why you need JP8 it will fuel a plane. you need a large caliber. .357 will not stop a zombie, it wont even stop a strung out crack head. At least a .45, .50 will work the best. and a large hole weapon, shotguns work best for short range. rifles will depend on the ammo. Go for something that explodes like a hollow point. Cop killing bullets are useless against zombies. Don't forget to get a sword. :)


PS,
there will be no zombies :(

DrPop
05-20-11, 09:49 AM
I think I would be a little freaked seeing that thing coming down the road at me, though! ;)

Shadow
05-20-11, 10:14 AM
And as an added bonus, the Hemtt has a window in the floor so you can watch as you run over the zombies. :P

Dandasarge
05-20-11, 10:25 AM
And as an added bonus, the Hemtt has a window in the floor so you can watch as you run over the zombies. :P

Ohhh yea I forgot about the floor window.

Maxwell
05-20-11, 02:25 PM
And while you finish your crunching, you should probably check out these pictures (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictures-you-need-to-see-before-the-world-ends). At least that's what the website told me.

Zytozux
05-20-11, 02:28 PM
A couple friends and I have already RSVP'd to "post rapture looting." I'm really looking forward to adding some new rigs! Of course the boinc projects will still be up. Everyone knows the internet will still be working, because the IT departments already work for Satan. :D

trigggl
05-20-11, 06:23 PM
I guess those heathens, the Aztecs got it wrong. The nerve of them choosing 2012. [-X

joker
05-20-11, 06:35 PM
I'm not dead yet...

Fire$torm
05-20-11, 06:37 PM
I'm not dead yet...

Hmmmm, I need to ask...... Are you sure?

You've never heard of "Dead Man Walking"?

Maxwell
05-20-11, 07:17 PM
I'm not dead yet...
Wait 'til tomorrow. Then if Haley Joel Osment can see you Sunday but no one else seems to be able to, you might have a problem.

BlkJack-21
05-20-11, 07:31 PM
everytime my wife ask me about the end of the world i play this song!


Ammo is incase there are zombies!

Funny you should mention zombies.

The CDC recently released an emergency preparedness and response plan for a zombie apocalypse! :-o http://www.downloademoticons.info/sites/default/files/zombie emoticon.png

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

joker
05-20-11, 07:36 PM
Speaking of Zombies......who is this BJ guy??? The living dead?? =))=))

Sorry, could not resist. ;)

Duke of Buckingham
05-20-11, 07:38 PM
Damn wake up and the world is still here.

Duke

BlkJack-21
05-20-11, 07:40 PM
How do I get one of those eagles on the left margin?
<------- right about there



Speaking of Zombies......who is this BJ guy??? The living dead?? =))=))

Sorry, could not resist. ;)

Maxwell
05-20-11, 07:44 PM
How do I get one of those eagles on the left margin?
<------- right about there
http://www.setiusa.us/showthread.php?921-How-to-request-access-to-the-TEAM-ONLY-Forum

Fire$torm
05-20-11, 08:08 PM
How do I get one of those eagles on the left margin?
<------- right about there

Not the right place but....

BlkJack-21

433903a71f39cd5ccccbc22a812ccfe6 (http://stats.free-dc.org/stats.php?page=userbycpid&cpid=433903a71f39cd5ccccbc22a812ccfe6)

DrPop
05-20-11, 08:09 PM
How do I get one of those eagles on the left margin?
<------- right about there

By requesting access in the "Team Only Forum", and then you are made a "Member" of SETI.USA. ;) Let's consider this post the request though, so give me one sec. and you're in!:D
Great to see you around, by the way! :-bd

Duke of Buckingham
05-20-11, 08:10 PM
:x As I married only seven times and they say there are only 7 1/2 women to every man, I have to get a dwarf next time. Better do it fast before the world ends. :p

b-(Duke paying a lot in allowance, I hope the world ends fast before my money ends...:cool:
Sometimes I dream of all my ex chasing me as zombies to drink my brain once the liquidification is already done... :D

joker
05-20-11, 08:15 PM
Sometimes I dream of all my ex chasing me as zombies to drink my brain once the liquidification is already done...

Is there enough of your brain to go around DB??? :P;):))

Duke of Buckingham
05-20-11, 08:19 PM
Is there enough of your brain to go around DB??? :P;):))

That is not fair I dont know how many times you married

Duke marrying all the time

joker
05-20-11, 08:36 PM
That is not fair I dont know how many times you married


Never been married and never had kids. My brain is still "intact" :D

Maxwell
05-20-11, 08:41 PM
Never been married and never had kids. My brain is still "intact" :D
I think the dishwasher solution really explains that fact...:cool:

Duke of Buckingham
05-20-11, 08:42 PM
Never been married and never had kids. My brain is still "intact" :D

I see they all run away. The problem with mariages is all they maried me thinking I am going to Change. I always married them thinkig they are not going to change. Well after marriedge they all changed. Me I am just the same.

Duke learning to say NO

DrPop
05-20-11, 10:37 PM
...The problem with mariages is all they maried me thinking I am going to Change. I always married them thinkig they are not going to change. Well after marriedge they all changed. Me I am just the same.

Duke learning to say NO

JUST SAY "NO" :)) :D ;)

DrPop
05-20-11, 10:39 PM
I think the dishwasher solution really explains that fact...:cool:

LOL! :D ROFL...=))...:))....:D

Duke of Buckingham
05-20-11, 10:46 PM
I want to say something to my dearest friend joker. Did you know that used brains that we can buy in the market the best are from Portuguese politicians. You can buy one for half the price and they have never been used.

joker
05-20-11, 11:12 PM
Did you know that used brains that we can buy in the market the best are from Portuguese politicians. You can buy one for half the price and they have never been used.

:))=))=)):)) I'll take 2 of them!!

aux9o
05-21-11, 12:53 AM
well the end sucks.. we have 1 hour left and nothing yet.. lol

Maxwell
05-21-11, 01:05 AM
well the end sucks.. we have 1 hour left and nothing yet.. lol
That's just crazy. Without a timezone and specific time, we can all life in fear for ~30 more hours...

aux9o
05-21-11, 01:32 AM
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/149482/20110520/end-of-the-world-may-21st.htm

Maxwell
05-21-11, 01:35 AM
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/149482/20110520/end-of-the-world-may-21st.htm
Oh good - 17.5 hours to pay for sex finish all my life's goals...

Dandasarge
05-21-11, 08:55 AM
how many of these people are now going to whack themselves?

Duke of Buckingham
05-21-11, 09:43 AM
Anyone knows when is agended the next end of the World. :-| They should have a site and a team and each one crunches a different end of the world.
I can imagine the conversation:"My end of the world is much better than yours", "how are we going to end the world next time" and they have stones, only their stones are meteorites. :p
Stoned of the Year and meteorite of the week are the most wanted prizes.

Duke

trigggl
05-21-11, 10:08 AM
Am I dead, yet? I don't feel dead. I may after I move the remnants of my privacy fence to the street.

Mike029
05-21-11, 11:44 AM
:mad::mad::mad:I'd be real pissed if the world ended before I get to use my GTX570 card!! :mad::mad::mad:

:o)

Dandasarge
05-21-11, 11:46 AM
Am I dead, yet? I don't feel dead. I may after I move the remnants of my privacy fence to the street.

more flooding huh?

joker
05-21-11, 01:43 PM
Still waiting..................

Duke of Buckingham
05-21-11, 06:44 PM
Still

Duke of Buckingham
05-21-11, 06:44 PM
waitting...

Duke of Buckingham
05-21-11, 06:50 PM
joker...

Maxwell
05-21-11, 07:00 PM
Have you walked outside and suddenly found that you are alone and several people who should be there aren't? Find any abandoned cars, normally-inhabited structures, etc.?

If so, maybe the rapture did happen, and you're a bad person. If not, maybe that crackpot is full of crap. :cool:

trigggl
05-21-11, 07:02 PM
more flooding huh?

No. It's just taking me this long to do it. I had a guy from church and his two football playing sons help me today and we got it done. Now I just need to get the posts out of the ground.

That is, if I'm still alive.

joker
05-21-11, 08:03 PM
If so, maybe the rapture did happen, and you're a bad person.

I doubt there will be too many people around me disappearing! >:)>:)>:)

Duke of Buckingham
05-21-11, 08:16 PM
I disappeared I am not here anymore. b-)

Duke always disappearing <):)

Mike029
05-21-11, 08:17 PM
I disappeared I am not here anymore. b-)

Duke always disappearing <):)

OMG find the DUKE!!! =))

joker
05-21-11, 08:39 PM
Send out a search party.....STAT!

Fire$torm
05-21-11, 09:26 PM
I doubt there will be too many people around me disappearing! >:)>:)>:)

You really need to read the Left Behind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_behind) series.

Mike029
05-21-11, 09:39 PM
You really need to read the Left Behind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_behind) series.

Did the movies Suck cause I never heard of them?

Duke of Buckingham
05-21-11, 09:41 PM
Somone called me =((

Duke :p

Mike029
05-21-11, 09:42 PM
Somone called me =((

Duke :p

I found him before Joker did!! :p

Fire$torm
05-21-11, 09:48 PM
Did the movies Suck cause I never heard of them?

That depends on your taste in movies. (Keep in mind that I am a Christian) I have read all 16 books. The movies, like the books, get a little drawn out in parts but for me it was tolerable. Other then that they stay fairly true to the essence of the books.

Maxwell
05-21-11, 09:48 PM
You really need to read the Left Behind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_behind) series.
Hah! I said the same thing somewhere else yesterday... I thought there were interesting. Not my personal belief system, but interesting. The first few were better written IMHO, and after about the 4th or 5th they started getting REALLY preachy...

Mike029
05-21-11, 09:51 PM
That depends on your taste in movies. (Keep in mind that I am a Christian) I have read all 16 books. The movies, like the books, get a little drawn out in parts but for me it was tolerable. Other then that they stay fairly true to the essence of the books.

I'll Netfix them and check them out. Thanks.

Fire$torm
05-21-11, 09:52 PM
Hah! I said the same thing somewhere else yesterday... I thought there were interesting. Not my personal belief system, but interesting. The first few were better written IMHO, and after about the 4th or 5th they started getting REALLY preachy...

LOL, That should be expected since one of the authors, Tim LaHaye, is a "Born Again Evangelical" Christian.

Duke of Buckingham
05-21-11, 10:18 PM
My God is a God of many religions and they called Him so many names. Man died for Him, man killed for Him. My God wouldnt never kill a man for he knows that who kills a man destroys one world. My God makes Justice dont give fair to every man. I have learned that what is fair for me is not fair for others, Justice is for everyone. And Justice is always made. On my blood, on my life if needed, free man are always prepared to die for that is the price of freedom. My freedom for my life smilling, for freedom is something my God gave me, the only thing HE gave me and one day he will ask me what I made with my freedom. I shall be prepared.

Maxwell
05-21-11, 10:20 PM
http://www.channelate.com/comics/2011-05-21-rapture.png

joker
05-22-11, 01:02 AM
He better not steal my beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trigggl
05-22-11, 09:50 PM
I must be going to the wrong church. There were way too many people there, today.

Maxwell
05-22-11, 10:30 PM
I must be going to the wrong church. There were way too many people there, today.
Fun fact: The one true church is the NFL. Rapture was unable to happen due to the lockout.

Shadowlurker
05-23-11, 09:44 AM
One of my boxes got raptured. Now I'm down a 5870 and I'm having to use my previously dedicated cruncher for my gaming box, so I'm losing production on my 2 570's also.

Mike029
05-23-11, 12:16 PM
One of my boxes got raptured. Now I'm down a 5870 and I'm having to use my previously dedicated cruncher for my gaming box, so I'm losing production on my 2 570's also.

Obviously the work of the devil. X_X Or any one of the many Crunching teams out there.

Sorry to hear. Is it still under warranty? *-:)

Duke of Buckingham
05-23-11, 05:57 PM
One of my boxes got raptured. Now I'm down a 5870 and I'm having to use my previously dedicated cruncher for my gaming box, so I'm losing production on my 2 570's also.

Sorry to ear that shadowlurker. I hope you save the more you can. Sometimes we push our systems more they can handle. Waitting for a cooling system Duke. 28 centigrate at 11pm. Hot Portugal good to go to the beach not for GPUs.

Duke :p

joker
05-23-11, 06:10 PM
Any day above ground is a day you can crunch.

Duke of Buckingham
05-23-11, 06:15 PM
http://eu.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/aliencat/aliencat1010/aliencat101000015/7972678-a-zombie-crawls-out-of-the-grave-and-shrieks-in-horror-at-what-he-has-become--3d-render.jpg

joker
05-23-11, 06:17 PM
Zombies need crunching too! :))

aux9o
05-23-11, 08:43 PM
I wonder what the guy that said the world would end is saying now!!

Maxwell
05-23-11, 09:09 PM
I wonder what the guy that said the world would end is saying now!!
"I did my math wrong..."

Duke of Buckingham
05-24-11, 12:42 AM
I wonder what the guy that said the world would end is saying now!!

Me, I would say that couldnt be because everybody knows the world is going to end in 21 December 2012. The 22 December 2012 we will have a reunion to give a new date.

The world will end one day and probably we are not here to see. The main problem is to be ready for our world end in any date. That was the question never made and never answered, are you ready? Some would say we are never ready. No one knows when our world will finnish so we must try to be as ready as we can.

Even this Maia date that the Bible has and the Egipcians knew and the Oraclum of Merlin have said or that Nostradamus saw in the stars and all other things some one should know. Well it is not like that, the Maias were expecting a god called Quetzalcoatl (Kukulcán) to return to earth. For those who think some of our history misteries are connected with ETs well the best date for they to come is 21 December 2012. I dont believe that either but have a stronger possiblity than the end of the world. A big space ship getting out of the Ocean. Once the Maias said Quetzalcoatl (Kukulcán) had disappeared in the Ocean.

Duke specialized in aleatory stufs

Mike029
05-24-11, 07:46 AM
I wonder what the guy that said the world would end is saying now!!

October 21, 2011. He said his math was off. Predictable. I'm not a Bible expert but did Jesus say something like no man knows when the end will come?

This guy is a :o) and a charlatan.

Fire$torm
05-24-11, 09:34 AM
October 21, 2011. He said his math was off. Predictable. I'm not a Bible expert but did Jesus say something like no man knows when the end will come?

This guy is a :o) and a charlatan.

Bingo!! By George, I think you've got it..........

Duke of Buckingham
05-24-11, 11:21 AM
Their way to sell books at any cost. And people buy them, some years ago was UFOs and other paranormal phenomenons. I dont know why you are so worried about that.

The Maia, Egipcian and Khemer cultures have some better true misteries. Did you know that the 3 big Piramids have exactly 120 degrees between them.
Did you know that an African Tribe called Dogons new about a dark star no one could see without a very power Telescope.
Those are misteries it worth while study. SETI studies the possibility of Intelegent life doesnt annouce a date to the discover.
Predict the future is a very strange thing and I let that to prophets and to many religions Jesus was a prophet. Here goes something to think about from the Spanish genocide and destruction of a great civilization.

Maya codices
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Maya codices (singular codex) are folding books stemming from the pre-Columbian Maya civilization, written in Maya hieroglyphic script on Mesoamerican bark cloth, made from the inner bark of certain trees, the main being the wild fig tree or Amate (Ficus glabrata). Paper, generally known by the Nahuatl word amatl, was named by the Mayas huun. The folding books are the products of professional scribes working under the patronage of deities such as the Tonsured Maize God and the Howler Monkey Gods. The Maya developed their huun-paper around the 5th century, the same era that the Romans did, but their paper was more durable and a better writing surface than papyrus. The codices have been named for the cities where they eventually settled. The Dresden codex is generally considered the most important of the few that survive.
Background
There were many such books in existence at the time of the Spanish conquest of Yucatán in the 16th century, but they were destroyed in bulk by the Conquistadors and priests soon after. In particular, all those in Yucatán were ordered destroyed by Bishop Diego de Landa in July of 1562. Such codices were primary written records of Maya civilization, together with the many inscriptions on stone monuments and stelae that survived. However, their range of subject matter in all likelihood embraced more topics than those recorded in stone and buildings, and was more like what is found on painted ceramics (the so-called 'ceramic codex'). Alonso de Zorita wrote that in 1540 he saw numerous such books in the Guatemalan highlands that “...recorded their history for more than eight hundred years back, and that were interpreted for me by very ancient Indians.” (Zorita 1963, 271-2). Fr. Bartolomé de las Casas lamented that when found, such books were destroyed: "These books were seen by our clergy, and even I saw part of those that were burned by the monks, apparently because they thought might harm the Indians in matters concerning religion, since at that time they were at the beginning of their conversion." The last codices destroyed were those of Tayasal, Guatemala in 1697, the last city conquered in America. With their destruction, the opportunity for insight into some key areas of Maya life has been greatly diminished.
There are only three codices whose authenticity is beyond doubt. These are:
The Madrid Codex, also known as the Tro-Cortesianus Codex;
The Dresden Codex also known as the Codex Dresdensis;
The Paris Codex, also known as the Peresianus Codex.
The authenticity of the so-called Grolier Codex, also known as the Grolier Fragment, is disputed.

You can now try join information about this Maia Codices in the Internet, your time will be much more well spent. And perhaps in the end you begin to love History. That worth while.

Duke

BlkJack-21
10-03-11, 09:10 PM
By requesting access in the "Team Only Forum", and then you are made a "Member" of SETI.USA. ;) Let's consider this post the request though, so give me one sec. and you're in!:D
Great to see you around, by the way! :-bd

Interestingly I am no longer listed as a team member, yet I am active on several projects!

http://boincstats.com/stats/boinc_user_graph.php?pr=bo&id=2447

Complete BS since someone wrongfully decided to remove my access without checking!

Check it...active on MW, Pirates, Poem, FreeHal, eon, and a retired project dynaping.

Bok
10-03-11, 10:36 PM
Looks like CP has fixed this for you. There was a great deal of work done on the new board by the admins when they added the user groups and such but as they never had access to the old board once it disappeared, there was no way to figure out concisely who was a team member, so a decision was made to ask everyone to post a request for access along with their CPID's. At least that's my understanding of it.

I don't think we ever got the answer as to whether you have an archive of the old board/database? If you do would you consider letting us host it here as an archive. I'm sure there could be some impressive information in amongst it all which could prove invaluable to the team

Bok

zombie67
10-03-11, 10:47 PM
Uh, someone needs to clean up the quotes on that BJ post. Looks like someone is having a conversation with himself.

And yeah, BJ-21 is a member for life, IMO. Regardless of his crunching status.

Cruncher Pete
10-03-11, 10:56 PM
Interestingly I am no longer listed as a team member, yet I am active on several projects!

http://boincstats.com/stats/boinc_user_graph.php?pr=bo&id=2447

Complete BS since someone wrongfully decided to remove my access without checking!

Check it...active on MW, Pirates, Poem, FreeHal, eon, and a retired project dynaping.

Not a problem BlkJack-21, my apologies for the error, you are entitled to be a Team Member and I have fixed it accordingly..
Please check your PM.
Keep on crunching and have a nice day...
CP

Cruncher Pete
10-03-11, 10:58 PM
Uh, someone needs to clean up the quotes on that BJ post. Looks like someone is having a conversation with himself.

And yeah, BJ-21 is a member for life, IMO. Regardless of his crunching status.

Fixed I hope...:o

Fire$torm
10-03-11, 11:31 PM
Interestingly I am no longer listed as a team member, yet I am active on several projects!

http://boincstats.com/stats/boinc_user_graph.php?pr=bo&id=2447

Complete BS since someone wrongfully decided to remove my access without checking!

Check it...active on MW, Pirates, Poem, FreeHal, eon, and a retired project dynaping.

I think that might have been due to an error in the database. I do not know how often you sign into the forum but it has had a few glitches in the last six months or so IIRC.

I hope it was not an action done deliberately but I'm just an assist and have only been one for a short time.