Amusing Stuff...

[Duke of Buckingham]

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[Duke of Buckingham]

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[Fire$torm]

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=)) =)) Hysterical Duke. FYI, my sister (Loves Dogs) will hate you forever.... Just kidding :P

[Duke of Buckingham]

I love dogs and cats. I have had both most of the time. But usually my cats are more territorial and aggressive than the dogs. They are both part of the family.

My first dog was killing machine of cats and other animals as we lived near the nature, sometimes he arrived home badly hurt by fights with other animals but he was more kind of wolf than a dog. I learned a lot with both, observing their nature and reactions.

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[Fire$torm]

Remember Demotivational? Well they have a new (to me) website (http://despair.com/index.html) that now includes T-Shirts and Mugs. How cool is that!?


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[Duke of Buckingham]

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=)) Hysterical!!!! =))

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=)) Hysterical!!!! =))
hehehe :D

[shiva]

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?


A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fall s froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

NOW, you know everything

[Godric]

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[Slicker]

Not all are 100% true....


SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
Most dragonflies don't die of old age but are caught by predators. Even if they do survive, they still don't live much longer than a few months.


A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
Mythbusters proved that wrong as the goldfish could remember a maze a couple days later.


Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Although it doesn't show up on X-rays (http://science.howstuffworks.com/x-ray.htm), your baby does in fact have kneecaps. They're just not bony kneecaps. At birth, these kneecaps are still cartilage, and remain so for a few years. So all those spills and falls your toddler is taking aren't going to be knee-breakers, just sponge-compressors. By the time your child is anywhere from 3 to 5 years old, those cartilage plates will have fully ossified into big-kid kneecaps, made of real bone. And every year after that, as that bone loses its bounce, those thrills and spills will get progressively less fun until those grown-up babies are creaking and groaning with the rest of us.



Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Not true. Human eyes grow in size from birth until to the age of around 15 to 16. The average size of a newborn's eyeball is around 18 millimetres and that of an adult should be 24 to 25 millimetres.


The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
True. It was done because early manual typewriters would get jammed easily so making the left hand which is not normally used do the work slowed it down enough that it wouldn't.


Now you really know everything. ;-)

[Godric]

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HAHA....EPIC WIN!!!
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[Duke of Buckingham]

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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[Fire$torm]

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So sad...

But so often true...

[Godric]

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So sad...

But so often true...
I know right!

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[Duke of Buckingham]

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[Duke of Buckingham]

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[Duke of Buckingham]

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Dear sirs of the ethnic minorities
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[NavyDT]

HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! thats the most insane thing ive read all day! (edit: i dont know why it did not post under the stick figure graphic of the guys thinking about what he would say if the gird sat next to him... ect ect ect )

[STMahlberg]

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

[Al]

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"
That's not funny...that's starting to be my life! :)

[STMahlberg]

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

[Fire$torm]

This one is for Maxwell!

god said...
∇·D = ρ
∇·B = 0
∇ x E = - ∇B/∇t
∇ x H = ∇D/∇t + j
...and then there was light

"Maxwell Equations" (http://novicemathandscience.blogspot.com/2012/10/and-god-said-let-there-be-light.html)

[OldChap]

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: Thanks dad

Dad: No problem Alan

[Ron Shurtz]

X_X

[Maxwell]

Well this seems like an appropriate reaction... =))

Russian guy murders his friend over argument about which graphics card is better: nVidia or AMD (https://www.fraghero.com/russian-guy-murders-his-friend-over-argument-about-which-graphics-card-is-better-nvidia-or-amd/)

[shiva]

yea doesn't it,

[dcushing]

broke a commandment "Though shalt not kill".... I broken that commandment many a time on mosquitoes and termites... killed alot of them.