Cruncher Pete
08-08-13, 03:04 AM
I stole this from Bryan.
Definition of the word "coincidence"
A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said:
" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."
" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.
"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? "
" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
" What a coincidence !" - said the man - " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "
" This is awesome" - said the woman.
" What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
" I used a different rooster " - he said.
The woman smiled and said:
"What a coincidence
Definition of the word "coincidence"
A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said:
" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
" What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."
" It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.
"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked:- " What are you celebrating? "
" My husband and I are trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
" What a coincidence !" - said the man - " I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "
" This is awesome" - said the woman.
" What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
" I used a different rooster " - he said.
The woman smiled and said:
"What a coincidence