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That is brilliant. I love it! On my favorites list now...Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
Funny $h*!. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by joker
Yes, you will all think I am weird (ok, you probably do already) but I find this amusing: http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/radiskull1_devil_doll/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-0WVfj76bo
A Christmas Carol.
Think of the editing time to put this together.
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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Why we should be afraid of trigggl in Nov/Dec:
http://xkcd.com/838/
For all the programmers out there...
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/good_code.png
Gawd, that is hilariously depressing.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxwell
Ain't that the truth. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire$torm
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go P00P
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hey did you hear about the latest mass bird death?
They just found 53 Eagles massacred in Philadelphia...
That's funny. :))Quote:
Originally Posted by c303a
How to spot a meth lab:
http://onlinewebfun.com/wp-content/u...a-meth-lab.jpg
@Max: I know that family!!!!!
@Z: :)) :)) :))
Work or pleasure?
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 75-25% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private first class who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
How did we get this far without any FAIL?
http://www.attinderdhillon.com/wp-co...nt-of-Fail.jpg
http://www.moonbattery.com/career-fair-fail.jpg
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/...royal-fail.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...3322909987.jpg
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...-boat-fail.jpg
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It all began with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.
September came by so for her birthday I got my wife an iRon.
It was around then that the fight started . . .
What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!
Mythbusters CPU vs. GPU:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1828443
Yeah, that was a cool episode. I used to watch that show quite regularly back in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxwell
Pass to all 50 yrs and older.
Cardiovascular Exercise
The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.
If you're over 50, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina. Warning: It may be too strenuous for some.
Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!
Scroll Down.
NOW SCROLL UP..
That's enough for the first day. Great job. Have a glass of Wine.
Here is evidence that Every Red Blooded American should jump in line to support the Green Bay Packers!
The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon thus earning them
the opportunity to go to the Super Bowl. By doing so,
they saved the Hard-Working, Red-Blooded, Taxpaying Americans literally
several million dollars of tax money. How you say? Simple...
we were told that if the Chicago Bears had won, President
Obama (and probably his family) would be attending the Super Bowl to
cheer on his hometown team. Since the Bears lost...the President
won't be attending. The money saved from not using Air Force 1, the
limousines, all the additional security, and let's not forget
Michelle Obama's entourage, is literally several million
dollars! Therefore every American should cheer on the Green Bay Packers at the
Super Bowl to show them our gratitude. Oh...and let's not forget to
thank Chicago Bear's Quarterback Jay Cutler for his role in the Packer's
success! With that said... now you can can understand why everyone should cheer for...The Green Bay Packers!
Oh my god, c303a - that was awesome. I love it!!!
Toilet cleaning instructions
Toilet Cleaning Instructions :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely, The Dog
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Cheer on the GBP????
Sorry, But I would rather cut out my own heart with a spoon..........
This one is pretty good. From 1994, Katie Couric, Bryant Gumbel try to figure out what the Internet is. Also, what the @ sign is about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nTPX...layer_embedded
Does Katie Couric even know what the internet is today?
Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
http://www.funnypictures.com/pictures/A_drunk_cow.jpg
I thought this would be appropriate at this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...g?t=1296667527
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Not sure if you can see this. View through my wife's office window. Must be about what it looked like from the lower decks of the Titanic as the water rose.