This picture is why I'm not allowed with 500 meters of an elementary school now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duke of Buckingham
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This picture is why I'm not allowed with 500 meters of an elementary school now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duke of Buckingham
:cool:;):D:o
Hey Zombie , is this your favourite restaurant?
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Maxwell ... Maxwell ... Where are you?
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He is not here also...
A Portuguese opens a branch of his nail shop in Rome. As advertising is everything, he did a billboard with a picture of Christ nailed to the cross and underneath was written:
"Nails Garcia - 2000 years of guarantee."
It was a uproar. A Bishop of Rome was personally going to talk to the Portuguese and explained that he could not do that, that was a mortal sin.
So decided to make a new billboard. Placed Christ with one hand nailed to the cross and the other loose, giving bye-bye. Underneath was written:
"Guess in which hand was used the Nail Garcia?"
- God of Heaven!
Even the Holy Father left the Vatican and go to talk with the Portuguese:
- What heresy my son! You can not use Jesus Christ as your poster boy ... Invent something and remove it now!
- Then I'll make a new billboard, without Christ! - Thought the Portuguese.
He put the photo of the empty cross and underneath was written:
"If the nail was Garcia, The guy would not run away ..."
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The Jacob will put an advert in the newspaper.
- I would like to place an obituary about the death of my wife, says to the attendant.
- Yes, what are the words?
- Sarah died!
- That's it? - Cried the boy.
- Yes, Jacob did not want to spend much.
- But the minimum price allows up to five words.
- He adds: "Sarah died. Sell Chevrolet 94."
Too soon lawl o.OQuote:
Originally Posted by Duke of Buckingham
Meanwhile in Russia...
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I don't know if anyone else has seen this in the BM messages tab. I just noticed it today and got a good laugh out of it.
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Six months since I see those messages at least twice a month but I will try any emotion on that. And this time they are not alone Yafu and DNA were with that message to.
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