I am guessing that someone........who's name starts with a T.......may not be happy with that post! :p;):))
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I am guessing that someone........who's name starts with a T.......may not be happy with that post! :p;):))
Tuke
And I am not well today but I couldnt resist
This ones for Dr.Pop!
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts".....no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good.
"Loons and Moons".....forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones--Odds and Ends"
Everyone loved it!
The Candy With The Little Hole
This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're a$$-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
=))=)) Classic as usual c303a!!
That was great! ;) Thanks for some late night cheer while waiting for my RNA WUs to upload. :))Quote:
Originally Posted by c303a
I loved that! So awesome. :)) ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxwell
Actually, this is why I'm currently single...
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And why joker is single...
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And why we mock the French.
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A blonde girl has her car parked in the driveway when a major hail storm causes several dents all over the car.
She takes the car to the repair guy and (for fun) he tells her she needs to blow on the tailpipe to push out the dents.
She drives the car home and parks it in the driveway. She gets out and begins to blow on the tail pipe in her efforts to remove the dents as the mechanic had instructed her.
Try and try to no avail did the dents pop out and as she was beginning to think the mechanic had pulled a gag on her, her blonde roommate walks outside and seeing this stops in curiosity and asks, "What are you doing?"
The girl responded to her roommate that the mechanic instructed her to do this to remove the dents caused by the hail storm.
Her roommate looked at her, and stated, "You have to roll the windows up for that to work!"
Yo-
Here is an old one for ya.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wneWLPOdpug
This one warmed my heart a bit...
http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/...ard-bully.html
[-O< joker where are you, me and maxwell are missing you? :((
Come back to us we forgive all those bad things about maxwell mother you use to say. :rolleyes:
Missing joker Duke :p
Computer Dinner time
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That is very, VERY cool Duke. \m/
Very well Maxwell. Thanks for sharing. It is a great post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxwell
Nerdy math awesomeness...
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Hahahahaha....I love that movie! Thx Max!
Yo-
Nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxwell
Yo-
You found my theme song, spingadus! I love that!
And speaking of Nimoy, I have a book of poetry called "Warmed by Love" by Nimoy. It is just as awesome as you would think... :p
And people actually fall for this stuff...
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Depends on who you ask. Every time I've tried this with someone that has gone to college it hasn't worked. Or anyone who remembers high school chemistry for that matter. They usually figure it out.
Wikipedia: Dihydrogen monoxide hoax StoryQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxwell
Excerpt
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The hoax is designed to illustrate how the lack of scientific literacy and an exaggerated analysis can lead to misplaced fears
Edit: This lack of scientific knowledge reminds me of the old joke....
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
for some unknown reason I just drooled on myself. Must be the weather...
Only a Farm Kid...
When you're from the country, your perception is a little different.......
A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
Mrs. Deluca comes to visit her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama
Moral: Never lie to your Mama .
I'm seriously laughing out loud at that, Duke! Yes!
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and now I am the Duck Attachment 205
The Duck
time to sleep goodnight people
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Poor Data, never gets a break.....that was funny as hell!
For you US residents, learn about where you live!
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What if your online life turned into your real life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDycZH0CA4I
Always knew your were creepy Max!! :cool:
I seriously laughed out loud...
As seen on Lamebook: "After the game, I saw LeBron and asked him to break a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. He said he didn't bring a fourth quarter."
Headline: "4th Quarter"
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The Duke not as crazy as Microsoft.
A text message from joker:
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