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Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. =))
I love that site sooooo much right now... :x:p
I have sent this link to so many people. =))
I love the avatar. Well played, sir... =))
Thought you might like that. ;)
Oh. My. God.Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
So, I'm talking to a very blond friend of mine. I start telling her that joke. "How do you confuse a blond?" "I don't know. How?" "Paint yourself green and throw forks at her." "Wait - what? I don't get it..."
Awesome. Just awesome.
Must be a true blond!! =)) =))
I started laughing so hard that my stomach started hurting. Then she told me I was an idiot. But I still kept laughing...Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
I have this picture in my head of joker being at a comedy club and heckling. And then the comedians respond...
http://splitsider.com/2011/03/eight-...-shut-them-up/
I'm not showing my tits.
Yet you show us your nuts. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by joker
In a nice and fun way mind you, Melville.
O.... M.... G.... That's all that needs to be said. :))Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
Wow.... so I think in the last hour I have laughed more on the boards than I can remember laughing on the old boards....Quote:
Originally Posted by NJCaNS
I love this group.
Who would have thought the easiest way to defeat joker was to let him get to 1000 posts? Where'd you go, dude?
Was out 4X4ing for awhile. Rally at the Sand Dunes by Pacific City. Figured my mom had told you that. :-*
Her mouth was busy. But glad you had fun...Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
This is why joker and I get along so well...
(Warning: Explicit lyrics)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
Your mom finally told you about us did she??? She was always embarrassed by the " anal" thing. Nice to see her breaking out of her shell!
I won't lie - it was a difficult conversation, but I got through it. She did discuss your problem with this, and after retching a bit, I offered my sympathies, gave her a hug, and politely asked her to never discuss with me any orifice below her shoulders...Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
:cool: Why I never wrote in here? Well joker this is something ( I have figured out how to defeat joker ) I would never say, the best is a civilized tigh. The problem is I am not that civilized. ;))
Wild Duke
And stop seeing Brokeback Mountain you are very open to influence [-X
Perhaps a collaborative effort between Max and I......Broke back mother......Your mom seems receptive to this!;))
:D 10 guys were wrapping a german girl and she shouted "Nein. Nein. Nein". One guy went away and she stop shouting.:-"
Max...Joker...I think there's more going on here than you're willing to let out!
Yo-
I have discovered video evidence of what joker does in his spare time...
http://www.ugo.com/best-of-web/the-g...ll-time?page=5
I did not know anyone had a camera on those nights when I was bing drinking. Bad Joker.
My favorite one so far...Quote:
Originally Posted by joker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGcPRfPtjYo&feature=player_embedded
Also, #33 might be the worst thing I have ever seen done to another human being...
Only a Farm Kid...
When you're from the country, your perception is a little different.......
A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."