That's a great site.
That's a great site.
Joined Original Message Board: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:47 pm, Currently with 11298 Posts
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One more Viking's joke
While the Pope is on vacation, visiting the rugged beauty of Alaska, he hears a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods of his cabin.
He proceeds to investigate the noise, and happens upon a helpless Minnesota Vikings fan wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Go Vikes Go' hat and a 'Vikings rule' shirt. The Vikings fan was screaming and struggling mightily, trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched the struggle in horror, a group of Green Bay Packers fans wearing 'Super Bowl' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired several .44 magnum slugs right into the bear's chest, narrowly missing the Viking's fan. Two other Packers fans pulled the semiconscious Viking fan from the bear's grasp. Using baseball bats from behind the seats of their pickup truck, the three Packer fans efficiently finished off the grizzly like it was a Pittsburg Steeler. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck, while the other tenderly placed the injured Vikings fan in the back seat.
As they began to leave the scene, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him, and proudly proclaimed, "I give you my blessings for your brave and selfless actions! I have forever heard of bitter hatred between Packers fans and Vikings fans. I have now seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope returned to his cabin, one Packer's fan asked his buddies, "Hey, who the heck was THAT guy?"
"Are you kidding? That was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," said the Packer fan, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Minnesota and get another one?"
RETIRED. NO JOB. NO MONEY. NO WORRIES!
Crunched SETI Classic to the end.
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I'm making my daughters watch this...a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Xx8...layer_embedded.
Shouldn't that be required viewing in high schools?Originally Posted by NJCaNS
Im probably the only one who finds this amusing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ynb20P898k
No - that's pretty awesome, actually...
Good Ones!
Joined Original Message Board: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:47 pm, Currently with 11298 Posts
If it ain't crunch'n, unplug it!
Dude! That was totally RAD!!
BTW: I know I'm older than many here. Proof? I watched Star Trek (TOS) during its first airing on TV. That was 1966~1969... And I never missed a broadcast!!
Trivia: (Without Cheating) What is the name of Star Trek's original Production company?
Extra Points: Who were the owners of that company?
That was pretty funny gonna do some link forwarding
Desilu studios named after Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball if I remember right. In the last season Gene Roddenberry (smelling the writing on the wall) started introducing things like the Vulcan medal of honor so there would be more merchandise to sell.
I'll just say this: I'm not surprised that YOU find that amusing.
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