Joke of the day

[krazy k]

So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place and says to the guy behind the counter "Can you make me one with everything?"

[trigggl]

A criminal takes a gun into a bakery and says, "Give me all your dough!"

[krazy k]

Not so much of a joke, but a sign of tolerance.

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.

I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) "The Turban Cowboy" and the other being a topless bar "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and adjacent to that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant, called something like “Iraq o’ Ribs”?

Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance... Problem solved.

[krazy k]

Vikings fans will appreciate this one the most.

A lion in the Apple Valley zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"

"No way," said the zookeeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Packer fan into the cage and completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its butt?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."

[c303a]

I think that as a Packer fan you should have change the wording slightly. You know, from Packer fan to Viking fan. I believe they were a little embarrassed this year.

[krazy k]

I think that as a Packer fan you should have change the wording slightly. You know, from Packer fan to Viking fan. I believe they were a little embarrassed this year.

I look at it this way: we both had the same amount of wins in the playoffs this year.

When we went 15-1 we made it to the NFC championship.

[c303a]

I look at it this way: we both had the same amount of wins in the playoffs this year.

When we went 15-1 we made it to the NFC championship.

I'll have to give you a point on that one.

[Slicker]

Know why the wind blows from west to east in Wisconsin?

The Minnesota Vikings blow and the Detroit Lions suck!

[Maxwell]

This seems like an appropriate thread for this thought...

Am I the only one who thinks "vagina" every time I see a reference to VGA?

[GalaxyIce]

This seems like an appropriate thread for this thought...

Am I the only one who thinks "vagina" every time I see a reference to VGA?

You are such a bad boy Don't forget to keep taking the castor oil and the cold showers