You know you've Boinc'ed too much

[Mr. Hankey]

So let me put to you like this. If you hadn't noticed, I did add a 3rd computer under the house a few weeks ago that had 2 new nvidia GTX 570s in it. My wife said it was insane and obsessive. I pulled up a listing of steve*'s computers and said no, he has 10 of the machines equivalent or better to the one I just deployed... that is insane. My wife asked for that in writing so that when I get to 10 machines under the house she can pull out the note and have the proof that I am insane and obsessive.

My thought was immediately sweet, I can deploy 6 more machines before I get any significant trouble !!!

[Fire$torm]

So let me put to you like this. If you hadn't noticed, I did add a 3rd computer under the house a few weeks ago that had 2 new nvidia GTX 570s in it. My wife said it was insane and obsessive. I pulled up a listing of steve*'s computers and said no, he has 10 of the machines equivalent or better to the one I just deployed... that is insane. My wife asked for that in writing so that when I get to 10 machines under the house she can pull out the note and have the proof that I am insane and obsessive.

My thought was immediately sweet, I can deploy 6 more machines before I get any significant trouble !!!

I really think your wife does not understand how big a door she just opened for you........

[Beerdrinker]

So let me put to you like this. If you hadn't noticed, I did add a 3rd computer under the house a few weeks ago that had 2 new nvidia GTX 570s in it. My wife said it was insane and obsessive. I pulled up a listing of steve*'s computers and said no, he has 10 of the machines equivalent or better to the one I just deployed... that is insane. My wife asked for that in writing so that when I get to 10 machines under the house she can pull out the note and have the proof that I am insane and obsessive.

My thought was immediately sweet, I can deploy 6 more machines before I get any significant trouble !!!

Oh, man....Opportunities!!!

[DrPop]

...My thought was immediately sweet, I can deploy 6 more machines before I get any significant trouble !!!

@Hankey -- holy smokes man, I THOUGHT your credits were going up at an insane rate again! Wondered if you had gotten a hold of some farmin' equipment for another round? hehehe...wow, that is just sweet, another rig under the house. Ah, well, here's to your defending that great #1 spot up there with pizazz!

[Fire$torm]

........when you start laughing at distributed.net Slogans like these.... (The ten or so I liked the most)

Well, we just happen to HAVE an infinite number of monkeys!
-jingfired

For The Best Computer Security....Turn It OFF!
-Digtal Mesiah

Neo, Follow the White Cow... moo, moo
-Da geek Kid

The crack is out there
-Clone of a Thousand Nights

No food! No money! No girlfriend! It's ok. No computer? Oh, no!!!
-Pong

When cryptography is outlawed, only outlaws will have cryptography.
-[sp]

We're not nerds. We swear.
-Benjamin Gibson

distributed.net: the only reason my computer is on right now...
-Jason Cate

This is my CPU. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
-Rainman

Your data is only secure until we prove it isn't.
-gopher

Distributed.net, Making Old Computers Feel Useful!
-NebulaX

Improving Encryption by Breaking It.
-ted99

"so long and thanx for all the passwords "
-d3mons33d

[trigggl]

When you run BOINC from a live-cd on the computer on the desk next to yours at work over the weekend. When one of the MIS guys comes to look at what programs are running on it the following Monday. Then, he disconnects it and takes it away.

...and that's the last time I used a work computer.

[STMahlberg]

When you give up internet porn to watch BoincStats instead.

[DrPop]

LOL!

[Slicker]

1. When you get depressed that the computers you had crunching at work finally get get shut down two months after you quit even if they were produciing less than 5% of your failty RAC.

2. When you have a computer on the fritz that reboots about once per hour and bypass security measures and set it to automatically login so as not to lose too many credits per day.

[Mumps]

When you find a Dell Latitude D520 with a broken display in the trash at work and get all excited once you know it's a Core2Duo because it'll be a nice little corner cruncher for you!