Well, I figured I better get to the bottom of this - our fans burnin' out, just who can we diss?
It was simply quite plain it couldn't be Herman Cane. He was too good with the ladies that would just be insane.
I thought about Perry or even Ron Paul - but with their lack of tech savvy, knew they wouldn't do at all. Gingrich was obviously hiding a little, but we all said his plan simply wasn't worth diddle.
Romney made it clear he just didn't care, probably cause he wore that magic long underwear. Some time he was buyin' so he suggested Ryan. His soap box too small, I wasn't listening at all; resting my head on the table I heard him shout "cable"!
Aha! Says I, there's a station close by. With my boards in the woodie, we had a quick boogie,
to the media hounds where muck raking abounds.
So I asked the news anchor in a cute little blouse, just who I should blame?, and she said "the House".
So I put in a call to our good Speaker Boener, and he said relax, he knew just who was meaner. Of course you know that he then passed the buck to the senate. But, when I looked at Reid's suit...there was nothin' in it!
So I finally gave in and phoned the old lama - and what did he say, but, "blame Obama!" That sounded quite neat but Carney said it was just a repeat; then told me his job was so perfect and cush he'd place the blame squarely on Bush.
That got me to musing with Bush's hot daughter- but she just laughed and said not to bother. Dad's so dumb, it could've only been - Billie Bo Bum.
She was hintin' at Clinton, you know what I mean, yet to find the answer I was still pretty keene.
Next, I asked Old Billie Bo Bum, and he said , why fo sho you gotta blame Bush #1!
Damn hard to get hold of that old guesser, but hen I did, he implored me NOT to blame his predecessor.
The old man seemed genuine in his beggin' to not tarnish the name of our dear old Reagan. Since so many folks on both sides like him, I easily agreed - if just on a whim.
So we struck up a barter, and on the record he blames: former President Carter!
I finally found Carter peacing out with some wine, and he said, son, everything's gonna be just fine. But, you're wasting your time, 'cause you're at the end of the line. Everyone before me is dead, so now just go to bed.
So...off to bed I go, all tired and worn... and the only one left to blame is our good friend - Fire$torm!
G'night everyone!
Originally Posted by DrPop
Well, I figured I better get to the bottom of this - our fans burnin' out, just who can we diss?
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