We need a thread for some light trash-talking around here, if for no other reason than to call people out and stimulate a little competition. We had a thread like this on the old boards, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called...
First up: Slicker. I am now ranked one behind you. About 8M to go before I overtake you. You may now begin to prepare to bask in my awesomeness as I stroll on by.