A few thoughtful quickies

[c303a]

Quickies

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes.'
~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
~~~~~

[Fire$torm]

Thanks for the good laughs.

[DrPop]

Some good ones there!
How about this one:
All men are created equal. And then some choose to get married.

[Fire$torm]

Some good ones there!
How about this one:
All men are created equal. And then some choose to get married.

ROFL. Did the Mrs tell you that one?

[zombie67]

Marriage?

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." -- Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy." -- Gary Busey

Not related. Funny *and* Sad:

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." -- Will Rogers