That's pretty much it.

After a long and crappy stressful day, which has been piled on a long and crappy stressful month, I opened a beer to relax and share with my wife. But when I opened it, the beer was infected and exploded out of the bottle. Went all over the keyboard, desk, me, my chair, the floor, and a pile of clothes that I had (lazily) piled next to my desk. Keyboard no longer works (no keys register when you hit them).

In case you're interested, here was my review of that beer.

So yeah. At that point, I screamed "I quit" and walked out of the room. Wife had to finish cleaning up my office because I could no longer deal with it.

And that was Thursday the 12th. I shudder to think how Friday the 13th will turn out.