Joke of the day

[Godric]

Contact Lens


The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.


Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.


"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.


"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied.


"You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."


Arriving Late


A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard.


Fuming, he asked the class joker in the front row, "Who, pray, was responsible for this atrocity?"


The joker won tremendous prestige with his reply, "I really don't know, but I strongly suspect its parents."