Once between three friends talking the first said If one day I arrive home and my wife was with another man I would kill my wife. The second said I would kill the guy. And after abig Gap both asked the Third and you what would you do? He said well I would put the dog on the street and throw the walking stick out the window. One of the other two said "the dog" the other said "walking stick"?????? So the man replied for someone to be with my wife he must be blind...