Amusing Stuff...

[Maxwell]

Maxwell let the dishwasher alone joker isnt there.

This picture is why I'm not allowed with 500 meters of an elementary school now.

[Duke of Buckingham]

Hey Zombie , is this your favourite restaurant?



Maxwell ... Maxwell ... Where are you?

He is not here also...

[Duke of Buckingham]

A Portuguese opens a branch of his nail shop in Rome. As advertising is everything, he did a billboard with a picture of Christ nailed to the cross and underneath was written:

"Nails Garcia - 2000 years of guarantee."

It was a uproar. A Bishop of Rome was personally going to talk to the Portuguese and explained that he could not do that, that was a mortal sin.

So decided to make a new billboard. Placed Christ with one hand nailed to the cross and the other loose, giving bye-bye. Underneath was written:

"Guess in which hand was used the Nail Garcia?"

- God of Heaven!

Even the Holy Father left the Vatican and go to talk with the Portuguese:

- What heresy my son! You can not use Jesus Christ as your poster boy ... Invent something and remove it now!

- Then I'll make a new billboard, without Christ! - Thought the Portuguese.

He put the photo of the empty cross and underneath was written:

"If the nail was Garcia, The guy would not run away ..."

[Zytozux]

[Zytozux]

[Duke of Buckingham]

The Jacob will put an advert in the newspaper.
- I would like to place an obituary about the death of my wife, says to the attendant.
- Yes, what are the words?
- Sarah died!
- That's it? - Cried the boy.
- Yes, Jacob did not want to spend much.
- But the minimum price allows up to five words.
- He adds: "Sarah died. Sell Chevrolet 94."

[Zytozux]

The Jacob will put an advert in the newspaper.
- I would like to place an obituary about the death of my wife, says to the attendant.
- Yes, what are the words?
- Sarah died!
- That's it? - Cried the boy.
- Yes, Jacob did not want to spend much.
- But the minimum price allows up to five words.
- He adds: "Sarah died. Sell Chevrolet 94."

Too soon lawl o.O

Meanwhile in Russia...

[Fire$torm]

I don't know if anyone else has seen this in the BM messages tab. I just noticed it today and got a good laugh out of it.

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[Duke of Buckingham]

Six months since I see those messages at least twice a month but I will try any emotion on that. And this time they are not alone Yafu and DNA were with that message to.

[Duke of Buckingham]

Crazy Duke ...