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    Here is evidence that Every Red Blooded American should jump in line to support the Green Bay Packers!

    The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon thus earning them

    the opportunity to go to the Super Bowl. By doing so,

    they saved the Hard-Working, Red-Blooded, Taxpaying Americans literally

    several million dollars of tax money. How you say? Simple...

    we were told that if the Chicago Bears had won, President

    Obama (and probably his family) would be attending the Super Bowl to

    cheer on his hometown team. Since the Bears lost...the President

    won't be attending. The money saved from not using Air Force 1, the

    limousines, all the additional security, and let's not forget

    Michelle Obama's entourage, is literally several million

    dollars! Therefore every American should cheer on the Green Bay Packers at the

    Super Bowl to show them our gratitude. Oh...and let's not forget to

    thank Chicago Bear's Quarterback Jay Cutler for his role in the Packer's

    success! With that said... now you can can understand why everyone should cheer for...The Green Bay Packers!

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    Re: Amusing Stuff...

    Oh my god, c303a - that was awesome. I love it!!!

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    Re: Amusing Stuff...

    Toilet cleaning instructions













    Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.


    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.









    Sincerely, The Dog















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    Cheer on the GBP????

    Sorry, But I would rather cut out my own heart with a spoon..........


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    This one is pretty good. From 1994, Katie Couric, Bryant Gumbel try to figure out what the Internet is. Also, what the @ sign is about.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nTPX...layer_embedded

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    Does Katie Couric even know what the internet is today?

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    I thought this would be appropriate at this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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    2011-02-02 08.26.04.jpg
    Not sure if you can see this. View through my wife's office window. Must be about what it looked like from the lower decks of the Titanic as the water rose.

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