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Hey Sarge, a physical disk really isn't necessary as I install Windows from a thumb drive. So an ISO image of the disk is fine. Only issue is finding a cloud provider offering enough space (for free of course) to upload the image to. Luckily, there are a few like Copy.com & Sync.com. Google Drive might also offer enough space.
So any chance you could do it that way?